The unHappy MoNkeY:

There once was a monkey
Who lived in a zoo
They gave him no toys
So he had to throw poo…

The Demise of Farmer Joe:

Farmer Joe sat down to eat
A big bowl of Chicken Little and Dumplings
The sky fell down and crushed Farmer Joe
At least the Chicken Little and Dumplings were good

Chicken Little Meets Farmer Joe:

Chicken Little ran around the yard
Crying the sky is falling
Farmer Joe came out and cut off his head
And now Chicken Little is quite dead